Gotta Go

22, that's the number of times I have visited the bathroom today. Not to be crass, but you would think I drank 4 gallons of water today. I was sitting at the reference desk, but it was hard to sit still for more than 20 minutes. I think someone slipped me a water pill while I wasn’t looking.

Here are a few things I noticed while I visited the restroom:
1) There's a loud clanging noise that comes on with the heating system.
2) The first sink constantly drips.
3) People are not neat and do not wipe the seat.
4) Person X once flushed their watch down a toilet (overheard conversation).
5) Its quite nippy in there.
6) The men's bathroom smelled from the outside, glad I didn't have to go in there!

- Hen 3