Insidious One

I’ve been keeping my eye out lately for a particular student who happens to fancy one of our chicks. Mind you, I don’t have mother hen feelings for chick 1, as she uses her feminine wiles more than I can stomach. Let me provide you with some background on this little chickie. To be perfectly honest, she has a voice like Didi Conn. If this doesn’t grate your nerves, then maybe the fact that she plays the “helpless card” way too often will make you nauseous. The third count against chick 1 is that she is incredibly popular and hosts her own “chats” while on the job.

Of Chick 1’s fan club, Insidious regularly visits to worship her. They suit one another, both are sneaky and have an attitude problem. Insidious has no shame, and will blatantly stare back at me when I shoot my menacing Librarian look.

I’ve had confrontations with Insidious, mostly telling him to shut his mouth, cell phone, iPod or whatever loud electronic device he has with him. The good news is that graduation day is not far away, if he graduates.

- Hen 2